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back to exhibition's main page Whether you were born in Hong Kong or moved here,
you need to know if you are a real, quintessential Hong Kong Loony.
1. Your favourite pizza topping is: A - Marguerita.
A - Hong Kong Trading Corp. 3. At the office, a man phones you and asks to speak to your boss, Mr So. You reply A - "Certainly, sir." 4. Your children A - Refer to you as "Ma-mah" and "Ah-bah"?
5. You expect the night watch security guard in your building to be A - A guy in a uniform
A - "Come up and see my etchings." 7. When you buy condoms, which size do you ask for: A - "Large"? 8. You go out and discover that you have left your mobile phone at home. So you. A - Put up your feet and have the most relaxed day
you’ve had for ages. 9. You vote for the Democrats and so does everyone you know. You expect the Legislative Council to be dominated by A - The Democrats.
A - Teletubbies. 11. You turn on the television during adults’ viewing time. You expect to see A - Mature programmes for discerning
adults. 12. You have an aisle seat on the bus. A pregnant woman with six bags of shopping gets on. Do you A - Move up to make room for her? 13. Your children are called A - Lei-lei, Chi-keung, Jessica and Max. A - Once? 15. Your life savings portfolio is made up of: A- Equities, bonds and currency.
16. Someone offers to rent you a car park space at HK$1,500 a month. You think A - "That’s outrageous." 17. You are at a Rugby Sevens match. Do you A - Cheer, roar, scream and shout?
A - The closet. 19. You order a new phone and you receive the number 4444 4444. Do you A - Call and thank the phone company for giving you
such an easy-to-remember number? 20. Your domestic helper has to unexpectedly leave Hong Kong for two weeks. You A - Enjoy looking after yourself for a while. 21. Your typical utterance as you speed along in a red-top minibus is
22. You and your friends come out of a karaoke bar. You say to your host: A - "Next time I choose where we go." 23. You answer an advertisement for a job as a "public relations girl" in a nightclub. You take with you A - Your CV and a briefcase.
Okay, done it? Here are the answers. BETWEEN 13 AND 23 OF YOUR ANSWERS WERE ‘A’: You are an innocent person with normal human values. In other words, you are in big trouble here, buster. YOUR ANSWERS WERE EVENLY DIVIDED, WITH NO MORE THAN TWELVE ANSWERS WHICH WERE ‘A’ OR ‘B’: You are absorbing all that is worst about this place, although a little humanity remains within you. It may not be too late to save yourself. BETWEEN 12 AND 23 OF YOUR ANSWERS WERE ‘B’: You are the quintessential Hong Kong Loony. You cannot leave. You can no longer live in normal human society. Abandon hope. But at least you won’t be lonely. There are a lot of us around. |
2.
You open a business, and decide to call it: 
6.
You like to seduce women with the following words: 
10.
You turn on the television during children’s viewing time. You
expect to see. 
18.
You refer to the walk-in closet in your house as
A
- Arrrrggghhhh! 